A good conversation

Me: How are you ma boy??

Red:Fine!

Me:Very well... Hmmmm... you know why i come here dont you?

Red:Yeeaaah, to piss off!

Me:Hmmm... I'm so sorry if i'm bothering you, you the only one whom i can talk to like this..

Red:Alright. Go ahead.. Pee on me...

Me:Oh! Dont be so rude.. I'm going off then.. Sorry for wasting your time.. Take care..

Red:Fuck off!

Me: :((